The Texas Time Machine

San Antonio, TX, United States

18 guests
5 bedrooms
3.5 bathrooms

The Texas Time Machine gives you a retro, first-class experience with all the amenities to suit any group ~15 mins from local attractions - .5 acres of play including soccer field for kids, treehouse, horseshoe pit, lit pickleball and basketball court, firepit, BBQ - Relaxing large pool and hot tub - Interior w/everything - private theatre (w/popcorn), pool table, light up shuffleboard, arcade games (Golden Tee, Fast & Furious) All set within a retro cowboy design for a relaxing escape

Good to know

The Texas Time Machine welcomes you to a one-of-a-kind escape in beautiful San Antonio! This professionally designed home has been completely transformed into an retro oasis, perfect for families and groups of 16 or more guests! Outdoor with Everything: Step back in time but up in comfort! - One-of-a-kind kids soccer field with targets & balls for future World Cup stars - Tree house with climbing wall & slide - Take a dip in the 70's style large pool - Relax in the bubbling hot tub - Shoot hoops under the lights on a basketball court - Full Pickleball court to play during day or under the lights - Horseshoe pit - Cornhole - Life sized Connect 4 - Rope golf (ladder golf) and more. The fire pit creates the perfect ambiance for evening gatherings, plus the outdoor gas grill ♨️ and dining area is ideal for those al fresco meals. Indoor Entertainment: Step inside and enjoy a world of fun! Our movie theater room with 75" Smart TV is perfect for family movie nights with the most comfortable couches & fresh popcorn, while the game room boasts: - A pool table - Shuffleboard - Favorite arcade games: Golden Tee and Fast & Furious Street Fighter. - Spacious living room and communal areas for large groups and memory making! Luxury Accommodations: Four spacious 🛌 bedrooms provide ultimate comfort and the theatre features two queen raised bunk beds. All bedding from Quince is 100% organic cotton percale. A Pack-n-Play is stored for you in the hall closet with an 100% organic cotton sheet if you're bringing the little one 👶. All new furniture throughout the house designed to transport you to an experience, not feel like you're renting just another house. All bathrooms are fully stocked with Public Goods shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap and lotion. Enjoy your slow mornings with freshly brewed coffee, tea, and even waffles made fresh with the provided waffle iron. Location, Location, Location: Located just minutes from top attractions, dining, and shopping, you’ll have easy access to everything San Antonio has to offer — from SeaWorld and Six Flags Fiesta Texas to Downtown San Antonio’s River Walk and The Alamo. Perfect for: Family vacations & group retreats. Your experience: We designed this home to deliver an exceptional guest experience. We have provided a fully equipped kitchen, and high speed Google wifi. Everything needed to have a great time is here, all that's missing is you! Guest access The space is all yours! This is a residential neighborhood. The backyard is very private and tons of fun. Registration Details: 2025-1296

Other Details to Note

We are part of a neighborhood so please be aware of your volume and late hours. Your safety is a top priority so please review and adhere to the "Pool, Hot Tub & Outdoor Amenities – Safety Notice" San Antonio's seasons affect our fields so grass goes dormant in the winter months but returns to lushness in early spring! - No pets allowed on premises with the exception of a certified service animal. - No parties allowed and violations may result in immediate removal. We aim to maintain a respectful environment for our neighbors. - Any child that is not fully potty trained must wear a swim diaper and a swim suit when in the pool or hot tub. Pool, Hot Tub & Outdoor Amenities – Safety Notice This property includes a swimming pool, hot tub, sports court, and firepit. By booking this home, guests acknowledge that use of these amenities involves inherent risks. The pool is not fenced separately from the yard. There is no lifeguard on duty. Children must be supervised at all times when outdoors and near water. No diving. No running on pool deck. Use of the hot tub and pool is at your own risk. Guests assume full responsibility for the safety of all members of their party and any visitors. Guests agree to comply with all posted safety rules and local regulations. The homeowner is not responsible for accidents, injuries, or loss of personal belongings.

What this place offers

Common

  • Air conditioning
  • Cooking basics Pots and pans, oil, salt and pepper
  • Dishes and silverware
  • Dryer In the building, free or for a fee
  • Essentials Towels, bed sheets, soap, toilet paper, and pillows
  • Hair dryer
  • Heating Central heating or a heater in the listing
  • Hot tub
  • Kitchen Space where guests can cook their own meals
  • Pool Private or Shared
  • TV
  • Washing Machine In the building, free or for a fee
  • Wifi

Outdoors

  • Alfresco dining
  • BBQ
  • Fire pit
  • Garden or backyard
  • Outdoor seating
  • Sun loungers

Entertainment

  • Arcade machine
  • Home theater
  • Life-size games
  • Pool table

What this place offers

Common

  • Air conditioning
  • Cooking basics Pots and pans, oil, salt and pepper
  • Dishes and silverware
  • Dryer In the building, free or for a fee
  • Essentials Towels, bed sheets, soap, toilet paper, and pillows
  • Hair dryer
  • Heating Central heating or a heater in the listing
  • Hot tub
  • Kitchen Space where guests can cook their own meals
  • Pool Private or Shared
  • TV
  • Washing Machine In the building, free or for a fee
  • Wifi

Outdoors

  • Alfresco dining
  • BBQ
  • Fire pit
  • Garden or backyard
  • Outdoor seating
  • Sun loungers

Entertainment

  • Arcade machine
  • Home theater
  • Life-size games
  • Pool table

Kitchen and dining

  • Baking sheet
  • Barbecue utensils
  • Blender
  • Coffee
  • Coffee maker
  • Dining table
  • Dishwasher
  • Freezer
  • Hot water kettle
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Toaster
  • Wine glasses

Bathroom

  • Bathtub
  • Body soap
  • Hot Water
  • Shampoo
  • Shower gel

Bedroom and laundry

  • Bed linens
  • Hangers
  • Iron

Home safety

  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Fire extinguisher
  • First aid kit
  • Smoke detector

Heating and cooling

  • Ceiling fan

Family

  • Children's tableware
  • Playground
  • Travel crib

Parking and facilities

  • Free parking on premises
  • Single level home No stairs in home

Services

  • Long term stays allowed Allow stay for 28 days or more

Accessibility and Availability

Neighborhood

Guest Access

The guest has access to the entire home minus the locked cleaners closet.

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San Antonio, TX, United States

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Reviews

Gabriel
April 2026 · Airbnb
Great place to stay if you have lots of family and friends it’s very spacious and there’s plenty of things to do as soon as you walk through the door. There was never a dull moment staying here and there’s always something to keep you active around the house. Overall a lovely place to stay and would 100% recommend.
Priscila
April 2026 · Airbnb
We truly enjoyed this home, lots to do for all ages and extremely spacious. Kelly and Chris were excellent host and this home had everything we needed for our family to spend time together. Even with the rain we experienced the home was fully equipped with what was needed. From the moment we booked till after the booking Kelly & Chris were with us all the way even on this recent holiday they were ready and alert to our needs. We definitely would book this home again! Thank you guys! This home is perfect for small or large groups. We had a wonderful time :)
Carmen
March 2026 · Airbnb
Great rental property… did not disappoint. Plenty to do at the home and keep entertained. Looks like the pictures. Hosts were great and responsive. Accommodates large families and provides entertainment for all ages. From the pool, hot tub, basketball court, theater room, and other games. We will definitely come back to this beautiful place.
Samia
March 2026 · Airbnb
This house is perfect for a large group, It has all the amenities you need for a great time. The backyard is amazing. 🤩 The are so comfortable. They even have photo ops in every room. No need to go anywhere. This Home has everything you need for the best Vacation. 10 out of 10 👌
Rosalyn
March 2026 · Airbnb
I had a wonderful stay at this Airbnb! The place was exactly as described—clean, comfortable, and very well maintained. The location was great and made it easy to get around and explore the area. The host was incredibly responsive and helpful throughout the stay, making the whole experience smooth and stress-free. I especially appreciated the thoughtful touches around the space and how welcoming everything felt when I arrived. It truly felt like a home away from home. I would definitely stay here again and highly recommend it to anyone looking for a great place to stay!
Tracey
March 2026 · Airbnb
Absolutely the best hospitality and Airbnb experience we’ve ever had. The home was spotless, beautifully maintained, and thoughtfully equipped with everything we could possibly need. The hosts were incredibly accommodating and provided clear check-in instructions, access details, and house guidelines that made everything seamless. The property itself felt like a private family resort—with a pool, basketball court, pickleball, soccer area, playground, fire pits, and plenty of space to relax and enjoy time together. It created the perfect setting for our family to make lasting memories. They even surprised us with a special treat, which was such a thoughtful touch. The home was huge, comfortable, and truly a complete retreat. We stocked the fridge and had no reason to leave. We’d gladly stay at any property these hosts manage. Highly recommend!
Carly
March 2026 · Airbnb
Our stay was amazing! The property has the coolest vibe, is so spacious outside and has all the toys and amenities that our group wanted. Kelly and Chris were great hosts, super responsive and on top of things. The house was really central to the things we wanted to do and felt like we were returning to an oasis at the end of the day. Highly recommend and we'll definitely be back when we are in San Antonio again!