The Texas Time Machine
San Antonio, TX, United States
The Texas Time Machine gives you a retro, first-class experience with all the amenities to suit any group ~15 mins from local attractions - .5 acres of play including soccer field for kids, treehouse, horseshoe pit, lit pickleball and basketball court, firepit, BBQ - Relaxing large pool and hot tub - Interior w/everything - private theatre (w/popcorn), pool table, light up shuffleboard, arcade games (Golden Tee, Fast & Furious) All set within a retro cowboy design for a relaxing escape
Good to know
The Texas Time Machine welcomes you to a one-of-a-kind escape in beautiful San Antonio! This professionally designed home has been completely transformed into an retro oasis, perfect for families and groups of 16 or more guests! Outdoor with Everything: Step back in time but up in comfort! - One-of-a-kind kids soccer field with targets & balls for future World Cup stars - Tree house with climbing wall & slide - Take a dip in the 70's style large pool - Relax in the bubbling hot tub - Shoot hoops under the lights on a basketball court - Full Pickleball court to play during day or under the lights - Horseshoe pit - Cornhole - Life sized Connect 4 - Rope golf (ladder golf) and more. The fire pit creates the perfect ambiance for evening gatherings, plus the outdoor gas grill ♨️ and dining area is ideal for those al fresco meals. Indoor Entertainment: Step inside and enjoy a world of fun! Our movie theater room with 75" Smart TV is perfect for family movie nights with the most comfortable couches & fresh popcorn, while the game room boasts: - A pool table - Shuffleboard - Favorite arcade games: Golden Tee and Fast & Furious Street Fighter. - Spacious living room and communal areas for large groups and memory making! Luxury Accommodations: Four spacious 🛌 bedrooms provide ultimate comfort and the theatre features two queen raised bunk beds. All bedding from Quince is 100% organic cotton percale. A Pack-n-Play is stored for you in the hall closet with an 100% organic cotton sheet if you're bringing the little one 👶. All new furniture throughout the house designed to transport you to an experience, not feel like you're renting just another house. All bathrooms are fully stocked with Public Goods shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap and lotion. Enjoy your slow mornings with freshly brewed coffee, tea, and even waffles made fresh with the provided waffle iron. Location, Location, Location: Located just minutes from top attractions, dining, and shopping, you’ll have easy access to everything San Antonio has to offer — from SeaWorld and Six Flags Fiesta Texas to Downtown San Antonio’s River Walk and The Alamo. Perfect for: Family vacations & group retreats. Your experience: We designed this home to deliver an exceptional guest experience. We have provided a fully equipped kitchen, and high speed Google wifi. Everything needed to have a great time is here, all that's missing is you! Guest access The space is all yours! This is a residential neighborhood. The backyard is very private and tons of fun. Registration Details: 2025-1296
Other Details to Note
We are part of a neighborhood so please be aware of your volume and late hours. Your safety is a top priority so please review and adhere to the "Pool, Hot Tub & Outdoor Amenities – Safety Notice" San Antonio's seasons affect our fields so grass goes dormant in the winter months but returns to lushness in early spring! - No pets allowed on premises with the exception of a certified service animal. - No parties allowed and violations may result in immediate removal. We aim to maintain a respectful environment for our neighbors. - Any child that is not fully potty trained must wear a swim diaper and a swim suit when in the pool or hot tub. Pool, Hot Tub & Outdoor Amenities – Safety Notice This property includes a swimming pool, hot tub, sports court, and firepit. By booking this home, guests acknowledge that use of these amenities involves inherent risks. The pool is not fenced separately from the yard. There is no lifeguard on duty. Children must be supervised at all times when outdoors and near water. No diving. No running on pool deck. Use of the hot tub and pool is at your own risk. Guests assume full responsibility for the safety of all members of their party and any visitors. Guests agree to comply with all posted safety rules and local regulations. The homeowner is not responsible for accidents, injuries, or loss of personal belongings.
What this place offers
Common
- Air conditioning
- Cooking basics Pots and pans, oil, salt and pepper
- Dishes and silverware
- Dryer In the building, free or for a fee
- Essentials Towels, bed sheets, soap, toilet paper, and pillows
- Hair dryer
- Heating Central heating or a heater in the listing
- Hot tub
- Kitchen Space where guests can cook their own meals
- Pool Private or Shared
- TV
- Washing Machine In the building, free or for a fee
- Wifi
Outdoors
- Alfresco dining
- BBQ
- Fire pit
- Garden or backyard
- Outdoor seating
- Sun loungers
Entertainment
- Arcade machine
- Home theater
- Life-size games
- Pool table
What this place offers
Common
- Air conditioning
- Cooking basics Pots and pans, oil, salt and pepper
- Dishes and silverware
- Dryer In the building, free or for a fee
- Essentials Towels, bed sheets, soap, toilet paper, and pillows
- Hair dryer
- Heating Central heating or a heater in the listing
- Hot tub
- Kitchen Space where guests can cook their own meals
- Pool Private or Shared
- TV
- Washing Machine In the building, free or for a fee
- Wifi
Outdoors
- Alfresco dining
- BBQ
- Fire pit
- Garden or backyard
- Outdoor seating
- Sun loungers
Entertainment
- Arcade machine
- Home theater
- Life-size games
- Pool table
Kitchen and dining
- Baking sheet
- Barbecue utensils
- Blender
- Coffee
- Coffee maker
- Dining table
- Dishwasher
- Freezer
- Hot water kettle
- Microwave
- Oven
- Refrigerator
- Stove
- Toaster
- Wine glasses
Bathroom
- Bathtub
- Body soap
- Hot Water
- Shampoo
- Shower gel
Bedroom and laundry
- Bed linens
- Hangers
- Iron
Home safety
- Carbon monoxide detector
- Fire extinguisher
- First aid kit
- Smoke detector
Heating and cooling
- Ceiling fan
Family
- Children's tableware
- Playground
- Travel crib
Parking and facilities
- Free parking on premises
- Single level home No stairs in home
Services
- Long term stays allowed Allow stay for 28 days or more
Accessibility and Availability
Neighborhood
Guest Access
The guest has access to the entire home minus the locked cleaners closet.
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San Antonio, TX, United States
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